Jonathan Fritz / Hank the Scarecrow / Kilby / Rodney / Radio Announcer / The Slayer / Himself / Bernice the Witch

Sound Guy / Announcer / Papa Kilby / Herbert Wigglesworth / Ghost / Sarah McCoughagain / Karl

Cameraman / Lieutenant Frank / The Shopper / The Salesman / The Cowboy / Slade / Mental Patient

Dancer Girl #1

Dancer Girl #2

Squatter #2