Dr. Zero / 'Bugs' Benny the Booster / The Colonel

Janitor / Surgeon / Louie Linguini / Noble Norbert

Sven Crazy / Muscles Mahanara / The General

Nurse / Cigarette Commercial Star / Partier / Nudist

Busty Nurse / Nadine

Narrator

Nudist (uncredited)

Narrator (voice) (uncredited)