Jimmy Thudpucker

Joanie Caucus

Mark Slackmeyer

Barbara Ann 'Boopsie' Boopstein

The Reverend Scott Sloan

Referee

Jeannie

Zonker Harris (voice)

Mike Doonesbury (voice)

B.D. (voice)

Kirby (voice)

Frank (voice) (as Eric Elice)

Sportscaster (voice)

Ellie (voice)

Howie (voice)

Rufus (voice)

Magus (voice)

Virgin Mary (voice)

Calvin (voice)