Harry Bottoms / Guy Kirk / Narrator (voice)

General Washington / The President (voice)

Jean-Paul Bidet / B-M Man (voice)

V.D. Johnson / Astronomer (voice)

Sandy Mellons / Kid on Lava (voice)

Hanukah Jonze (voice)

Donkey Dixon (voice) (as Isaac Singleton Jr.)

Self [Mötley Crüe] (voice)

Self [Motley Crue] (voice)

Lumberjack (voice)