Patrick / Kid / Man on TV / Line Guy #1 / Line Guys / Crowd / Pedestrians / Robot Suits / Snails (voice)

GrandPat / Genie (voice)

Cecil / Bus Driver / Line Guy #2 (voice)

Tinkle / Lucky Muck / Mama Bass / Bubble Bass / Nosferatu / Crowd / Slappy Family (voice)

Fisherman

Old Man Jenkins (voice)

SpongeBob / French Narrator / Harold SquarePants / Slappy / Old Man Walker (voice)

Jeffy Tentacles (voice)

Bunny / Cyborg Bunny / Granny Tentacles (voice)

Nautalee Tentacles / Announcer Robot Man / Robot Man / Fish / Death / Squidward / Door / PA System (voice)

Mrs. Puff (voice)

Margaret SquarePants / Derby Woman 2 / Derby Robot Women (voice)

Squidina / Slippy / Crowd / Slappy Family (voice)

Nosferatu

Singer (voice)

Singer (voice)

Boss Reaper / Line Guy #4 (voice)