Max Jagerman/ Ensemble

Stephanie Lauter/ Caitlyn

Detective Shapiro/ Brenda/ PJ/ Reporter

Mayor Solomon Lauter/ Jason Jepson/ Pokotho/ Cop

Grace Chasity/ Drama Student

Ruth Fleming/Donna Daggit/Emma Perkins/Bliklotep/Brooke

Richie Lipschitz/Boy Jerry/Trevor/Paul Matthews/Wiggog Y'Wrath/Student

Officer Bailey/Mark Chasity/Kyle Clauger/T'noy Karaxis/News Announcer

Peter Spankoffski/Dan Reynolds/Drama Student

Miss Mulberry/Karen Chasity/Reese/Miss Tessburger/Stacy/Nibblenephim

Cop/Reporter/Student

Ziggy

Charles

Gerald Monroe

The Man in a Hurry/Principal