Wayne Cramp

Lucien Cramp

Dorothy “Mrs.” Cramp

Horace “Mr.” Cramp; Ernie

Tony Parsons; Seth Parsons; Ralph

Wendy Winkle

Mari Phelps; Girl 1

Miss Hillary Hissy; Girl 2

Walter “Mr.” Winkle; Swiss Man No. 2

Dirty Joe Muldoon

Marsha; Tony’s sister

Tandy

Haz-Chem Guide; Boy 1

Sales Clerk