Apo Guerrero (voice)

Jamal / Black Santa (voice)

Cho Haan / Ruby / Ms. Degeneres (voice)

Office Boll (voice)

Angel Guerrero / Mr. Steel (voice)

Mr. Degeneres / Ken / Sergeant Major / Clerk / Bill Board / Kung-Fu Male Karen / First Seargeant (voice)

Kelly / Downtown Karen / First-in-Line Karen / Preggo Karen (voice)

Ms. Haan / Mr. Haan / Baby Karen / Pa Pete (voice)

Cline Pimmel (voice)

Latifa / Salon Girl (voice)

Cleaning Lady Rosita (voice)

Scientist