Walter Richardson/Gary/Punk Rocker/Keyboard Player/Pirate

Death/Purse Snatcher/Drunk Man/Bass Player/Man in Tree/Ricky/Tommy No-Nuts/The Priest/PIG

Bum

Mr. Parker/The Blind Man

Gigi

Mad Scientist/Uncle Frank

Madame Morgana

The Dude/Truck Driver/Willy/Art Supporter/Death Shemp

Brian

Walt's Mother

Mimi Cohen

Waitress

Waitress #2

Fallen Woman

Tree Cutter

Chinese Ziggy/Random Woman/And Then Woman/Cowgirl/Art Hater

Narrator