Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones, a.k.a. Hurricane Jones

Biff Wallace

Candy Calin

Katie Wayne

Penny Wells

Dean Forrester

Louie Dumbrowsky / Morris Dumbrowsky

Junior

Chuck

Butch

A.J. Billingsley

Morgan T. Stanhope

Harold Lane

Coach Rowland

Bob, Assistant Coach

Mike Donelli

Big Dave

Tom Hanlon - Radio Announcer

Mathematics Professor Grog (uncredited)

Player (uncredited)

Football Fan Spectator (uncredited)